So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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