butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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