I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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