Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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