that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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