i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
