is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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