is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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