No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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