I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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