how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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