No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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