That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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