she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
