Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Dear god my vagina.
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