He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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