You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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