Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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