after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
