I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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