its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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