You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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