honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Randomize
