So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The uberlube is also flammable
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I forget how to act sober
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
