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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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