There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
