Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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