why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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