I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I could fuck to npr.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The struggles of a small town man whore
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
