Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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