I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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