rhymes with "ouble enetration"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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