I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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