trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I want her autograph on my taint
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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