i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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