What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
