We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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