so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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