Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
