goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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