It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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