I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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