All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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