I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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