goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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