she was so not down for the gang bang
I just saw a hot homeless man
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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