he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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