i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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