Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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