its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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