I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
