I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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