I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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