i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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